"Tucker the Saber-Toothed Gopher"

I think all animals should be saber-toothed. It adds personality! 
I'm sure Tucker is a great conversationalist and likes eating gourmet 
food! He'd make a great friend too. Always listening and always there 
to talk to me when I am down. He'll be there to hug me when I am lonely, 
and we could go to the movies and play video games together. 
I wish he was my friend....