"Beaver Kong"

Here is a title thats accurate! Donkey Kong never accually
had ANYTHING to do with donkeys. Who ever made up the name
Donkey Kong was CRAZY! It was a MONKEY! Not a donkey... A
MONKEY! Theese are the kinda ideas people get when they go
brain dead! NO NORMAL PERSON will casually look
at a monkey and call it Donkey. It just doesn't happen!
Now Beaver Kong makes more sense! It should have been that
way in the first place! The beaver can just whack the barrels
with his tail instead of throwing it. IT'S MORE EFFICIENT!